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of Blenheim Palace (though he passed some of
his early childhood in Dublin’s Phoenix Park).
David Cameron, MP for Witney, Oxfordshire,
lives in Chipping Norton close to Rebekah
Brooks, Jeremy Clarkson and the rest of the well-
placed Chippy set. Michael Heseltine (Pembroke
College, 1954) dwells in style nearby though one
imagines he looks slightly askance at the gobby
neighbours.
Theresa May grew up in the village of Wheat
-
ley a few miles east of Oxford where her father
served as vicar. Further east towards London,
Boris Johnson (Balliol College, 1987), the new
foreign secretary, lives in Henley-on-Thames.
Jeremy Paxman, Richard Branson, Kate Moss,
Kate Winslet, Rowan Atkinson, Jeremy Irons and
Ben Kingsley: celebrities, high-and-low-brow,
live in Oxfordshire.
Perhaps the county has a quality – an England
of the imagination – that grandees of all sorts
gravitate towards. It could be the low rural popu-
lation density, a legacy of the Enclosure Acts
(1760-1830) that placed formerly common land
in the hands of expanding gentlemen farmers.
Today, though located only an hour from some
of the most inflated land prices in the world in
London, it is possible to drive for long stretches
without seeing a single dwelling. The hoi polloi
were kept at bay, in Oxford and swathes of its
hinterland.
As an Irish person living in the city of Oxford I
never had a sense that I was unwelcome, or at
least any alienation was no different to that felt
by the bulk of the population before a converg
-
ing aristocratic and mercantile elite: unlike the
ancient regime in France since the Tudor era,
nobility has been open to the highest bidder and
an Oxford education provides the polish.
One must however acclimatise to the southern
English reserve and a sardonic sense of humour.
The historian Tony Judt (St Anne’s College 1980-
87), who concededly knew little of Ireland, wrote
that the English are perhaps “the only people
who can experience schadenfreude at their own
misfortunes”.
Succumbing to generalisation I regard English
friendships as firmer than Irish for all the latter’s
sociability. But these societies of companions
generate mosaic communities often hostile to
one another. Better the devil you know and
bugger the rest.
In the era of the Internet there is a growing
suspicion of the ruling class of politicians. Many
do feel “shat on by Tories, shovelled up by
Labour” in the words of Uncle Monty in 'Withnail
and I'. They are often seen as a separate cast
reflecting the cultural dominance of Oxford and
Cambridge Universities (‘Oxbridge’) which
extends to the media and business. This trend
perhaps explains why maverick and grumpy
(though otherwise profoundly different) outsid-
ers such as Jeremy Corbyn, Nigel Farage (and
Boris Johnson who went rogue over Brexit) are
appealing to a jaded electorate; a state of affairs
the Oxbridge elite cannot abide.
The excellence of the Oxbridge education con-
tributes to the dislocation. Staff-student ratios
at colleges are approximately one member of
academic staff to every five students while other
third level institutions in the country are usually
about 1:20. The hallowed tutorial system gives
the best-performing students, by the age of 18,
individual or small-group tuition, accelerating
progress in their chosen fields.
Even if a student arrives from a lower-middle
class or working class background – and the uni-
versities are constantly endeavouring to
increases this cohort – and not from a grandiose
public school, that individual is stamped with
the culture and polish of this elite institution. An
Oxbridge degree brings enhanced job prospects
and most alumni are absorbed by an adaptable
ruling class that grudgingly accepts infusion of
new talent - just as in Plato’s Republic there was
a fluidity between the different castes of Gold,
Silver and Bronze.
The major problem with the system, if we
accept that a fixed sum is devoted to education
overall, is the opportunity cost of not investing
in other institutions catering for a broader demo-
graphic. The fruits of this and the age-old
problem of Class is that many – Brexit suggests
most - English feel alienated from the elite, from
the rarefied, educated establishment with all
their logic and polish. Michael Gove, one of the
prime ideologues of Brexit, studied English in
Lady Margaret Hall and was President of the
Oxford Union. He will forever be remembered for
his campaign interjection that Britain had had
enough of experts. Perhaps his own background
as an adopted baby who grew up over 500 miles
aways in Aberdeen explains a continued sense
of alienation from that elite despite his educa-
tional achievements.
A background in public-school and Oxbridge
is wind in the sails of the rich and powerful. And
it generates perhaps understandable resent-
ment. More than a third of Britain’s 54 Prime
Ministers went to Eton (annual fee £37,000).
Independently schooled pupils still make up
around two-fifths of the intake at both Oxford
and Cambridge. Poor children who are high-
attaining at 11 are four times less likely to go on
to an elite university than their high-attaining
wealthier peers. It cannot be coincidental that
according to British Social Attitudes 43% think
there are too many university graduates in the
Only Jim Callaghan and John
Major among English Prime
Ministers since Winston Churchill
did not pass along its quads