
November 2014 47
H
ERE is another cliché for upwardly
mobile Irish writers: struggling, but
not to the point of discomfort, in your
career as civil servant, journalist or what-
ever, you get a foothold through publication
in a second-rate Irish journal or newspaper,
make a few literary friends, and eventually
get a publisher for your book about homo-
sexuality in Wexford, the rebellion,
family breakdown or whatever.
You embrace a right-on, left-liberal, anti-
Church/Civil-War-Party attitude in politics.
You get favourably reviewed in the Irish
press for your shiny modern politics and
avoid analysis of your plot or especially
your prose; somehow an Ireland-friendly
writer picks you up for favourable review
in the Ireland-friendly Guardian; marhal-
ling all this your agent gets you reviewed by
a usual suspect Irish author in the New York
press or academic journals.
And suddenly you’ve won the Man Booker/
Impac or American National Book award.
France has made you a Chevalier des Arts
et Lettres. Although you write in English at
least you’re not American or English, they
think, and actually that’s the only reason
you’re there.
But back in Ireland they’re speaking of
you in the same sentences as Yeats. Joyce
and Beckett. Though really you’re more
Maeve Binchy.
And you’ve never had to stop off to real-
ise just how contrived the conveyor belt
that took you to a forgettable international
celebrity was. With the baubly imprimaturs
over your desk, in your free time you can
work on your jowls, a literary residency and
churning out over-generous reviews of the
works of those who got you where you are,
and their predictable successors.
Fintan O’Toole, Colm Tóibín, Roy Foster,
Diarmaid Ferriter, Joseph O’Connor are
princes at Ireland’s tentacular literary
court.
Elevated, mostly peripatetic eminences,
they reach to the national consciousness,
the national conscience, and beyond.
The Irish Times is the arch facilitator of
an unsavoury epochal orgy of niceness and
respect for and among these personages.
O’Toole as Literary Editor at the Irish
Times is the brain of the great revision-
ist octopus– in succession to John Banville
whose role was indistinguishable. Outliers
good for some fraternal (funny that) lauda-
tion are Roddy Doyle, Colum McCann, Frank
McCourt, Joe Lee and Terry Eagleton. The
last four are gratifyingly offshore and open
easy ‘entrées’ for international pick-up.
The Irish Times will adulate as marvel-
lous, wonderful and masterful (always,
masterful) the literary fruits of these his-
torico-literal buddies even if they turned
out books on travel, cookery or gardening.
The prose in the reviews rarely scintillates
or elevates.
The jalopy for the boosterism is ‘review-
as-blurb’. Superlative-dripping blurbs are
product placements for intellectuals with
quiescent publishing houses the more mer-
cenary beneficiaries.
There is of course an ideo-
logical underpinning to the
brotherhood. You must have
adopted the idea that (per
Ferriter in , O’Connor
when on the radio, and O’Toole
passim) the state is not just
economically but…morally
bankrupt. You must invest the
sentiment every time you lead it
out with a sense that this is an
original epiphany.
You will like Europe and be
sceptical though certainly au
fait with the United States.
Antipathy to England (or indeed
the English) is out. You, dear
reader, if you want to rise to a
new literary station can play the game at
home, on your typewriter.
Roy Foster is perhaps the most coruscat-
ingly tribal (or more properly anti-tribal) of
the cabal. Professor Foster effects a repres-
sive historical revisionism in particular.
So Brendan Bradshaw, Director of History
Studies at Cambridge, for example accuses
him of a “natural anti-Irish bias”.
Amplifying suspicions that Foster ele-
vates ‘the Ascendancy mind’ over that of the
common or garden Celt, in ‘Modern Ireland
-’, the Young Ireland Movement
as defined by him had “an insurrection-
ary ethic founded in an almost psychotic
Anglophobia”. And for Foster the revolu-
tionaries of are rebels with “atavistic
Anglophobia” (as opposed to the “atavistic
Anglophilia” of others). Ramming it home,
he castigates the Irish as part of “a competi-
tive victimhood in the history of colonised
nations”. This is wilfully cruel.
Foster’s history is best digested in Oxford
with tea and cake as the punts flow past with
their enviable youthful cargos.
None of the gang looks into the unrecon-
structed Irish soul with much sympathy.
Tóibín has written sympathetically of
Banville’s novel ‘Birchwood’: “Here,
Irish history was an enormous joke, a
baroque narrative full of crack-pot land-
lords and roaming peasants and an abiding
sense of menace and decay”.Tóibín (who
co-wrote ‘The Irish Famine’ with Ferriter)
shares Foster’s magnificently patronis-
ing revisionism on the Famine and the
revolutionary tradition. For exam-
ple, as Foster sees it, during the Famine
landlordism was “seen as to blame for
the catastrophe by many – illogically, but
understandably”.
If you ever subvert anyone else in the
fraternity you risk banishment (the
Weekend Review in the Irish
Independent?) and there is also
as with any gang a need to keep
other boys out. John Waters is
of course not in; nor is Tim Pat
Coogan. Desmond Fennell: out.
A particular antipathy envelops
Seamus Deane (famous Seamus
was of course the revered
preference).
Poor Fiach MacConghail,
Director of the Abbey Theatre
was outmanoeuvred by a lethal
axis of Foster who took part in a
review of the oeuvre of the thea-
tre teeing up a sniffy O’Toole to
report it and castigate the vacu-
ous standards there, in the Irish
Times.
Sinn Féin and Fianna Fáil are nasties. The
Catholic Church monstrous. Protestantism
is OK, Labour is better, the Irish Times
ideal.
Whether history will be kind to this exclu-
sionary perspective is another matter.
Though largely genteel they are not
beyond occasional deterrent salvos of
street-fighting. So Diarmaid Ferriter lashed
out at fellow De Valera biographers, Tim Pat
Coogan and Anthony Jordan when his own
pictorial book ‘Judging Dev’ was questioned
by them: “Mr Coogan wrote two critical
reviews of the ‘Judging Dev’ book which, in
my view, were fuelled by his personal antip-
athy to de Valera and because my book dared
to challenge the conclusions of his own
The backslapping
of the
Irish Times
revisionist literary
fraternity is smug
and provincial.
By Kevin Kiely
O’Toole as
Literary
Editor at the
Irish Times
is the brain
of the great
revisionist
octopus
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