
though it is the world’s largest sandwich maker,
and in February moved its stock exchange listing
from Dublin to London. Also isn’t Patrick Coveney
from Cork?
Solicitors escape
Whistleblower will miss RateYourSolicitor.
ie. Judge Peart in the High court granted Sligo
solicitor, Damien Tansey, somewhat illib-
eral injunctions effectively terminating it
– arising from comments posted about him
inaccurately implying corruption. Just as the
answer to RateMyTeacher.ie always seemed to
be RateMyPupil.ie, the proportionate reaction
would have been RateMyClient.ie.
Solicitors escape – again
Meanwhile, conveniently for solicitors, Minister
and solicitor Alan Shatter’s Legal Services
Regulation Bill has failed to clarify solicitors’
fees, despite the Haran report’s recom-
mendation that solicitors should submit a letter
containing (a) details of the work to be done and
(b) the estimated costs thereof or the daily or
hourly charges applicable. Instead under s of
Shatter’s bill they have to disclose the costs OR if
it is not reasonably practicable to set out the basis
on which the costs are to be calculated and they
have to have regard to a litany of old guff listed
in a schedule to the Bill. Someone took an eye off
the fast-moving legal ball.
Keeping those tax incentives
So Minister Noonan has finally provided clar-
ity on how the tax property-based tax incentives
that contributed so much to our implosion will
be run down. The answer? Not very much. For
example to protect hard-pressed landlords the
Finance bill allows their Section relief to be
applied to all properties not just the particular
Section property. And stamp duty on com-
mercial property has been reduced to %. Poor
landlord darlings.
Das Finance Act
Why did the Finance Bill take two days to be
published once it was ready? Answer: The Irish
government needed an extra day to translate it
from German.
Two versus
Christine Lagarde at the IMF is increasing her
fire-power to ONE, or perhaps even TWO, tril-
lion Euro. Ireland’s bailout is of course Billion
Euro. A useful perspective is that the outstand-
ing amount of financial derivatives worldwide
increased % in the first months of
to a record level of above SEVEN HUNDRED
TRILLION Euro. Against this firepower curren-
cies just dangle in the wind.
DEPFA went hyper
In the Governor of the Central Bank was
aggressively questioned by his German peers about
the collapse of DEPFA – the biggest bank in Ireland
in the mid-noughties. Patrick Honohan replied
candidly that under the reign of his predecessor,
the IFSC was treated as Dublin’s OK Corral. As such,
and given the fact that most IFSC banks operated
with ‘Letters of Comfort’ provided by their parent
banks, there was no need to watch the kids for any
messing; nor did the Irish Regulator’s office have
the skills to do so, he said. DEPFA has already cost
the German state more than billion Euro in
cash and guarantees, much more than the cost of
all the defunct Irish banks put together.
Thankfully for the Irish taxpayer, DEPFA had
been acquired by Frankfurt-listed Hypo Real
Estate. Angela Merkel lost a good number of votes
in North Rhein-Westphalia, Germany’s most pop-
ulous state, in subsequent elections where voters
complained that their garbage was not being col-
lected while their tax money had been used to
resuscitate Dublin-based DEPFA.
The biggest banking catastrophe in Germany
since WW had Irish pawmarks on it: Angela has
not forgotten.
Missing litigation
Not that this had anything to do with DEPFA’s
demise, but guess who sat on DEPFA’s board in
Dublin. This is what Derek Scally of the Irish
Times reported from Berlin in January :
“German Lawyers investigating the near-collapse
of the Hypo Real Estate (HRE) group are consid-
ering legal action against former board members
of its Dublin-based subsidiary, DEPFA plc. Former
directors of DEPFA include ex-Central Bank head
Maurice O’Connell and Frances Ruane, director
of the Economic and Social Research Institute”.
Whistleblower has been unable to track how their
deliberations have proceeded.
In the Black
Blackrock solutions, a small division of Wall
Street’s BlackRock group (not to be confused
with the unsuccessful Fyffes’ spin-off Blackrock
International Land) conducted our favourable
bank stress tests in the first quarter of
as demanded by the IMF and EU as part of the
bailout deal. BlackRock group itself is reput-
edly the world’s biggest asset manager and is
believed recently to have hired office space to
accommodate staff in Dublin . The jobs are
regarded as pearls. To complete our tale, DEPFA &
BlackRock are rumoured to be in advanced stages
of courtship.
Just get rid of it
Whistleblower has it on good authority that dur-
ing the last quarter of , a Swiss bank with
a substantial operation in Guernsey just upped
and left. A cavalcade of Range Rovers swept up
every file, laptop and paper clip and rushed them
to the airport, like a soon-forgotten dispensable
mistake. Could they do the same for Ireland Inc,
Whistleblower wondered.
Ireland’s debt problem at a glance
A simple recent graphic (left) from
McKinsey shows most clearly how Ireland’s
debt burden per capita is the worst in the
world – for individuals, banks and other
corporations, as well as combined. In mild
mitigation, Whistleblower’s sources in
banking say that household debts were
typically contracted at low interest rates.