
August/September VILLAGE
drawn to a flame” in all likelihood “singes
its wings”.
The number and length of the footnotes
necessitated their promotion from the foot
of the page to a sidebar where too often they
compete for the reader’s attention with the
photograph captions.
Yet when he writes of “the great castra-
tion” (his quotation marks) of / we are
left completely in the dark as to the source
of what is an extraordinary take on those
events. Has Stoneman extrapolated this
unattributed quote from the the financial
industry’s own term for its biggest and
brashest operators, the ‘big swinging dicks’
of Wall Street? Did the number of financial
traders who died in the Twin Towers spark
this notion and this phraseology which the
author then could not bring himself to omit
or – understandably – include as a coinage
of his own.
Hints of celebrity anecdote pervade the
book. It was in Stoneman’s company that
Gabriel Byrne went on his last piss-up.
Gretta Scacchi was once a fellow tenant in a
damp basement flat. Brendan O’Carroll and
the then head of the Film Board didn’t see
eye to eye. And so the banal litany of fleeting
mentions goes on.....Peter Greenaway, David
Puttnam, Derek Jarman, Neil Jordan,
Michael D Higgins. Over thirty years of
meeting the great and the great-and-good,
is that all there is? If not, is it the author’s
recollection or his discretion which leaves
us so under-nourished?
The individual essays are grouped under
five general headings so it was with renewed
enthusiasm that I turned over the page from
the section on Art/Culture to that on Film/
Television which opens with a treatise on
the film ‘Born Free’ which came out in ,
when the author was eleven years of age.
“She (Virginia McKenna playing the part of
Joy Adamson)....jodhpurs...uprightness....
khaki....buttocks...clench” and so it goes
on until in a post-adolescent about-face
the whole thing turns into an attack on the
“pink-skinned English” perpetrating some
sort of African cultural colonialism into
which David Attenborough is eventually
drawn. And, lest any American readers get
too comfortable, Stoneman hurries on to
shockingly reveal that Humphrey Bogart’s
‘Casablanca’ was actually a backlot in
Los Angeles where Hollywood frequently
indulged its “Orientalist fantasies” – to
bring us full circle, Master Stoneman.
Throughout the second half of the book
we are battered with constant reminders
of what’s amiss with the world. We have a
“financial system based on greed and folly”
and we inhabit a ‘”destructive reality”. But
Stoneman’s greatest scorn is reserved for
one of the main sources of his own bread and
butter. Television is the “moronic inferno”
brought low by the “lapsed morality of tele-
vision executives”. It is not made clear when
this moral decline took place but we can
probably assume it was some time after the
author left Channel in . Presumably it
was also since that time that “the body pol-
itic of broadcasting” became “permeated
with dissembling and deceit”, allowing us
all to be ill-used with a diet of “Jamie Oliver
and Gordon Ramsey instead of Edward Said
or Julia Kristeva”.
The director of the NUI Galway Huston
School of Film and Digital Media accuses
art schools of “disingenuously”
producing thousands of students
only % of whom continue to
make art after graduation and
only .% of whom earn a living
from the trade in their art. The
Slade School of Art is presuma-
bly no different in this regard but
where Stoneman, Slade graduate
and film-school director, stands
amongst these statistics is an
open question.
The design is sharp but reading
the text initially gave this reader
the impression that ‘The Politics
of the Visual’ was having a delete-
rious effect on his eyesight. More
likely it was the use of up to five
different font sizes and styles
on each page which proved so
testing. Indeed the last section
‘Verisimilitude and Delusion’
appears to reduce the general
font size further so it becomes
unclear who should be held to account;
author, editor or designer when we read:
“We are indeed conditioned and posi-
tioned, subjected in several senses, our
self-image set up and held in place and inter-
nal conflicts subdued”.
The “blizzard of sexual imagery” to which
we are daily exposed in my neighbourhood is
considerably less explicit than the examples
used by Stoneman to illustrate his thesis.
One of those examples is inadvertently cap-
tured accurately in the text on the adjoining
page – “aspects of sex and power literally
come together in your face”. From there we
move seamlessly on to coprophilia and the
sphincter “where the sun never shines”. •
Television is
the “moronic
inferno”
brought low
by the “lapsed
morality of
television
executives”
presumably
some time after
the author left
Channel 4 in
1993
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