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introduced to the robust sophistication of the
dandy, Ivy League-educated President John F.
Kennedy in 1961. Like any first date, the introduc-
tion was fumbling and a little awkward. Kennedy,
barely in power a wet three months, tried to kill
Castro by launching the infamous Bay-of-Pigs
attack, an act of unprovoked aggression. Poorly
planned and executed, the attack was beaten
back by Castro's forces. Jack, we know, was no
gentleman.
Now on notice of what to expect from his
superpower northern neighbour, Castro, still
unwilling to acquiesce to his own liquidation for
the crime of refusing to obey orders from the
Master, frantically looked around for support. He
found Nikita Khrushchev, leader of the Soviet
Union who was immediately drawn to the idea of
installing medium-range ballistic missiles on
Cuba. In his memoirs Khrushchev explained his
actions: “The Americans had surrounded our
country with military bases and threatened us
with nuclear weapons and now they would learn
just what it feels like to have enemy missiles
pointing at you; we’d be doing nothing more than
giving them a little of their own medicine”.
The Bay of Pigs débacle only led to a sense
that stronger measures were called for to get rid
of the annoying Castro. JFK handed the brief to
his hyperactive brother, Bobby Kennedy, an
uppity graduate of Milton and Harvard who
demanded more and more elaborate CIA plots to
kill the man who refused to do the obvious thing
and expire quietly. But Castro refused to inhale
the poisoned cigars.
In 1962 a vulnerable world was subjected to
the Cuban Missile Crisis, an event precipitated
by the incompetence and recklessness of Ken-
nedy. Historians (chiefly in the guise of court
historians such as Arthur Schlesinger) have
always contended that it was JFK’s coolness and
imperturbability that headed off World War III.
This is only partial truth. The real debt of thanks
which humanity owes is not to Kennedy but to
Vasili Arkhipov, a Soviet submarine officer. Arkh-
ipov was aboard a nuclear-powered submarine
and it was his casting vote (2-1) which overruled
his captain’s decision to launch a nuclear missile
strike against the United States after the Soviet
submarine found itself repeatedly depth-
charged by US destroyers in international waters
off Cuba on 27 October, 1962. The fact that you
are reading this today is due to Arkhipov not Ken-
nedy. But since Arkhipov was Soviet he has been
air-brushed from history.
It is often alleged, mostly by people who’ve
never visited Cuba, that Castro was a brutal dic-
tator who gave short shrift to dissidents. This
may be so but he’s never been in the same
league as the rogues gallery of third world des-
pots that the United States has installed in
Central and South America since the 1950s.
These stalwarts, chiefly drawn from the military,
have been armed, assisted and trained by the
US in, to quote Charles Maechling, US Counter-
Insurgency Chief and head of Internal Defense
Planning from 1961-1966, “the methods of Hein-
rich Himmler’s extermination squads”.
To give one example, when future Secretary of
State Henry Kissinger met the Argentinian gen-
erals in 1976, the number of ‘disappeared’
(citizens kidnapped and murdered by the secu-
rity services) was 1,022. Three years of
substantial US military and economic “assis
-
tance” later, this number had rocketed to a
minimum of 15,000.
Moreover, at least Castro's dissidents could
(and still do) voice their complaints and launch
demonstrations against his rule. People who
complained in Chile, Brazil and Argentina (to
name just three) at their treatment by agents of
the state were never heard from again.
Nor did the bewitching Shah of Iran advance
civilisation much. He was installed over the
heads of his people by the US and UK in 1953 and
accumulated, during his roustabout twenty-six
year reign, one of the worst human-rights
records of the age. However, the West never com-
plained about these trivialities because, in the
ambivalent political lexicon of Washington, “the
Shah was our guy”.
Suharto in Indonesia is reckoned to have
slaughtered at least 500,000 of his fellow coun-
trymen, not to speak of his atrocities in East
Timor which went unmentioned in the West). The
more presentable President Mubarak of Egypt,
became a byword for oppression amongst his
impoverished countrymen during his thirty-year
ascendancy. Washington showered them and
their military with largesse to help them “pro-
mote democracy”.
Then there are those tyrants who have been
excoriated by history but who rather unhelpfully
had started out being armed and supported by
Washington. The Transylvanian Wallflower,
Romanian Communist dictator, Nicolae Ceaus-
escu was among the first to get the red-carpet
treatment. He was invited to Washington to be
feted by President Nixon primarily because he
had broken ranks with Moscow by criticising the
suppression of the Prague Spring in 1968. The
annoying fact that Ceausescu, marshal of one of
the most feared and violent internal security ser-
vices in Eastern Europe, the dread Securitate,
was a Communist, was deemed irrelevant. Prov-
ing that there is no bar to true friendship, the
irrepressible Ceausescu banned abortions and
docked the wages of doctors in whose areas
women weren't producing the correct quota of
babies, but was officially reclassified as a 'friend
of the West' and in 1983 became, in the words of
another man of peace, George H.W. Bush, a
“good Communist”.
Ceausescu's bona fides thus secured, it didn't
matter that he went on to level entire districts of
ancient Bucharest, expelling thousands of his
countrymen in order to build his megalomania-
cal Palace of the Parliament, thereby draining
the scarce resources of his already impoverished
country; as far as Washington was concerned,
he was an endearing friend and henceforth
exempt from impolite human rights criticism in
the Western press.
Similarly, after the Russian invasion of Afghan-
istan in 1979 the Taliban was cultivated by
Washington and former British Foreign Secretary
Robin Cook wrote that the word al-Qaeda should
be translated as "the database", and originally
referred to the computer file of the thousands of
mujahideen militants there who were recruited
and trained with CIA help to defeat the Russians.
The US remains only unevenly squeamish about
Saudi Arabia and indeed Syria.
As if to show the richness of history’s tapestry
there are others still who moved from pariah to
friend to pariah. In 1982 Reagan, banner-wielder
for folksy American decency, demoted Saddam
Hussein from the unhelpful designation of 'dan
-
gerous and maniacal terrorist dictator' and
In 1898 US PresidentWilliam
McKinley decided it was time
for the USA to have colonies
and that Cuba would be first
Kissinger with Argentina's Videla ('Disappeared' are out of shot)