
20 February 2016
2016 ELECTION
Kenny never criticised O’Brien nor withdrawn
his Dáil description of Lowry as “a man of integ-
rity”. In the early days of the current campaign
it took several interviews before he ruled out
any post-election deal with Lowry; or “any other
independents”.
Not unlike his father Kenny made little mark
during his first decades in the Dáil, contributing
on few occasions and when he invariably only
on issues of local import. Up to his early forties,
he lived with his widowed mother Ethna at the
family home in Derrycoosh near his electoral
base in Castlebar, when he wasn’t in Dublin for
Dáil business. He was known as an affable if
harmless player who liked the city night-life
until he settled down with his partner, Fionnu-
ala O’Kelly, a former Fianna Fáil and then RTE
press officer, in 1992. The pair had courted for
several years and later recounted how they
thought, wrongly, that they had maintained the
secrecy of their cross-party affair. She worked
directly for Charlie Haughey during those years
and was close to the former Taoiseach. Haughey
once told her that she did not have to leave the
job just because she was going out with the
Blueshirt, Kenny. Her Fine Gael connections
include a cousin, former GAA president and
MEP, Sean Kelly, although she has largely main-
tained a backroom role despite her deep
interest in political matters.
Exceptionally, she was paraded with her
husband after his leader’s speech to the FG ard
fheis in advance of the 2007 general election in
a not so subtle message to the people that at
least one candidate for Taoiseach had a steady
marriage. Ahern had recently separated from
long-term partner, Celia Larkin.
He saw off local ‘Flynnasty’ rivals, Pee and
his daughter Beverly, without ever becoming
too vocal about the former’s tribunal, and her
financial, travails. He had been responsible for
delaying Flynn’s entry to national politics when
the bombastic Fianna Fáil school teacher stood
back from standing in 1975 knowing that Kenny
was a shoe-in. He had to compete with Fine Gael
rivals, Myles Staunton, Michael Ring and Jim
Higgins for top dog, particularly after the Mayo
constituency was redrawn into a single five-
seater before the 1992 election. It has swung
between three seats to two for either party with
the advantage to Fine Gael in recent years. He
also overcame a bitter local dispute with former
party colleague and Castlebar councillor, Frank
Durcan.
Between 1981 and 1987 he was largely
ignored by party leader, Garret FitzGerald, who
devoted just a single mention to Kenny in his
voluminous memoirs although he briefly served
as junior minister for youth affairs from 1986
until the government was replaced by Haughey
and Fianna Fáil in the following year. Alan Dukes
was equally dismissive of him although he
appointed him to the front bench as spokesper-
son for the Gaeltacht.
When Bruton took over the leadership in
1991, he made Kenny junior minister with
responsiblity for job training and industrial
relations and later chief whip. He eventually
became a cabinet minister, with responsibility
for tourism and trade, again under John Bruton,
in the 1994-1997 coalition with Labour and
Democratic Left.
He famously rowed with journalist Vincent
E
nda Kenny leant back in the bath, smugly. He had spent
all day hiding the smugness. Up and down from Bel-
mullet to Lacken to Crossmolina bolting like a man half
his age, a streak of Louis Copeland suit, three-quarter-
smile and the matted yellow hair. The energy of a
Croagh Patrick hare. But smug withal. He’d kept it in in the butch-
er’s, in two housing estates, even with his driver. He was even
keeping it from Fionnuala. And she knew everything about him,
even the thing about not knowing the difference between GDP
and GNP, that he got a rash whenever anyone mentioned Michael
Ring, even the big thing about how Fine Gael floated financially
in the 1990s. Big Phil and Denis knew that one too. And Lowry.
That man you had to give him credit. And yet when you did the
media did you down. In 1996 he’d called him “a man of the high-
est integrity and honour”. But he knew not to do that now. Best
just to wait two seconds before answering that you wouldn’t go
into government with him. Or any other independents. Every-
one knew what you meant. They’d never get it out of him. He
was too ordinary. He put too much effort into it. And yet By Christ
he had a lot to be smug about. He slid down, high-fiving in the
mirror as the waters lapped over him, at home. Mary Mitchell-
O’Connor. Good boggy waters, good MAY-o waters. And then he
did his special purr. The one his elocutionist had told him above
all to control by the breathing. No one had ever heard it.
Miaaaooowooaaa. Taoiseach, Father of the Dáil, potential EU
President, scourge of the Vatican, National debt to GDP down
from 120 to 98. Saviour of his country. He gave it a John Wayne
and thumbed up to no one in particular. A closet smug guy. Mind
you he was careful to keep the hair out of the steamy soup below.
The hair guy would be in later in the week to deal with that. Flan-
nery had recommended him. Flannery: desperately clever, as
clever a man as God put on this earth. Or certainly clever than
his Taoiseach. Yet somehow he wished he’d got his Dáil pass
back from him. Loyalty wasn’t his thing. A fox, like O’Herlihy.
Bitten by a lizard, like young Varadkar. Not like Hogan. He loved
Hogan. So big and so far away now. It wasn’t the same without
him.He wondered what was the difference between a thought
and an idea. And a plan. He had about five points. But how many
ideas and thoughts did he have? His head swam in the steamy
bathroom. How ever many it was, Kennelly said it was more
than Bertie and Cowen combined. He’d put Kennelly on €156,380,
so he should know. Five-point plan. •What Paddy wants. •Keep
the Recovery Going. •Give the rich what they want. •Stop crime.
•Don’t ever go on Vincent Browne. "purporting" to be a TD, he’d
said. Could a point be a plan? How many policies in a five-point
plan: Protecting and Creating Jobs, Introducing better, fairer
budgets to keep taxes low, Creating a completely new health
system, Smaller better government, And a political system that
achieves more and costs less. He’d never thought to include a
reference to equality or poverty. Not his thing. Not the sort of
The stars and
international factors have
combined to see Kenny
emerge as the architect
of the fastest-growing
economy in Europe and
the cheerful bestower of
a fistful of promises