
August/September VILLAGE
for ‘Hedgehog’ costing €, along
the Gorey Bypass. ‘Rabbit’ and ‘Hedgehog’
are vaguely figurative though their artis-
tic merit is better described as figmentary.
The eight-metre-long, four-and-a-half-me-
tre-tall hedgehog is also funded by Per Cent
for Art.
Pentek’s ‘Violin’ on the N by-pass around
Longford evokes a minimum of imagina-
tion to make it a whole. ‘Perpetual Motion’
by Rachael Joynt and Remco de Fouw is a
familiar giant ball with road markings out-
side Naas. The obvious visual statement
may be fun, but is innocuous. It is meant to
be art. ‘Dancing at the Crossroads’ on the
Carrickmacross Bypass by David Annand is
grotesque. “Inspired” by the words “cavort-
ing on mile-high stilts” from a poem by
Patrick Kavanagh, it depicts three ‘green’
life-size adults crudely attached to tilted
stilts. Debased.
Figurative iconic sculpture is prob-
lematical as exemplified by ‘Joe Dolan’ by
Carol Payne. The thickness and density of
the statue with an outstretched arm makes
Dolan a lumpish Irish tenor not the show-
band star of Mullingar. Rory Gallagher in
Ballyshannon and Phil Lynnot in Dublin
are better iconic renderings. Rory is in a
Chuck Berry hunched pose with guitar.
Lynnot’s bronzed chic-look with guitar is
a stylised effort. Joyce’s bust in the Green
and full-length treatment on Talbot Street
by Marjorie Fitzgibbon are both clumsy,
heavy and dull – little wonder Dubliners call
the latter ‘the prick with the stick’. It can-
not compare to the Swiss Joyce in Fluntern
Cemetery by Milton Hebald, imaginatively
provocative with the cane, book and ciga-
rette midst the cemetery that now holds
him.
‘Brendan Behan’ on the Royal Canal by
John Coll fails in realist resemblance. The
‘narrative’ of ‘Behan’ looking at a sculpted
blackbird perched on the bronze bench
is sentimental. The reference to “The
Auld Triangle” from ‘The Quare Fellow’
is awkward, using four triangles welded
to the bench. Coll’s ‘Patrick Kavanagh’ is
equally ludicrous. The fact that the hands
and shoes approximate lifesize dimensions
is no claim to artistry. Coll disastrously
follows Fitzgibbon’s style which is far bet-
ter done by her in now peripatetic ‘Molly
Malone’ ‘the tart with the cart’. The gur-
rier versions expose the triteness, even as
they grow tiring.
Conor Fallon is also a Titan of Heavy.
‘Pegasus’ at City West, another O’Reilly
commission, is a triptych suggesting the
mythological horse on three high pillars.
Pillar one: horse. Pillar two: horse with
wings. Pillar three: horse about to fly.
That’s it. Fallon is not good at equine rep-
resentation or stylisation compared to the
mythic-majesty of Andy Scott’s ‘Kelpies’,
the metre-high horses on the Forth and
Clyde Canal. Rowan Gillespie’s ‘Blackrock
Dolmen’ (Southside Dublin) perpetuates
the Delaney tradition with bronze anae-
mic figures leaking through their metal
and holding a big black rock above their
heads. Gillespie’s ‘Yeats’ in Sligo stands on
two pipe-legs with a ‘daft’ cloak on which
is written lines of poetry. It is an appalling
piece of figuration. Patrick O’Reilly joins
the heavy-gang with his bears. A giant bear
with a sand bucket and spade, outsized feet
and a fierce countenance on the promenade
in Greystones, Co Wicklow cost €,.
Three (almost) similar goofy bronze-bears
are outside the in Dublin.
There are also, of course, major works of
public sculpture. Jerome Connor’s ‘Robert
Emmet’ is internationally renowned; his
‘James Clarence Mangan’ (Stephen’s Green)
and the Lusitania memorial in Cobh are
part of the national consciousness. Oliver
Sheppard’s bronze Cúchulain (despite its
dimensions) resonates of in the GPO.
Albert Power’s ‘Pádraic Ó Conaire’ in Eyre
Square (Galway) hails from the golden era
of Saorstát Éireann currency when Percy
Metcalfe’s Irish animals were commissioned
by WB Yeats and the Commission on
Coinage.
Oisín Kelly’s ‘The Children of Lir’ (Garden
of Remembrance) has stylistic similarities
to his James Larkin, despite the problem-
atic size of the statue’s hands. After Kelly’s
work, the artistic rot began in public
sculpture with some exceptions, includ-
ing Éamonn O’Doherty’s ‘James Connolly’
inappropriately or not, thrust under Butt
Bridge. O’Doherty’s ‘Anna Livia’ was relo-
cated to make way for the Dublin Spire, and
currently festers above the artificial lake
(Croppies’ Memorial Park) downriver near
Heuston Station – phallocracy
supplanting femininity. Andrew
O’Connor’s ‘Christ the King’ in
Dún Laoghaire, and his ‘Victims’
in Merrion Square are astonish-
ing works of art. Rachel Joynt’s
‘Noah’s Egg’ (Belfield) manages
to avoid the epidemic lumbering
overwroughtness.
Ardee has the ‘Norman
Helmet’ that looks like a bus-
shelter ready for the scrap
heap. Roundabout art tends to
the dodgy, as in Locky Morris’s
‘Polestar’ (Letterkenny) cost-
ing an estimated €,,
and basically a kerplonk clump
of telegraph poles.
Dolmens, passage graves, stone circles,
Iron Age and Bronze Age art, round towers,
castles, big Houses and historic buildings
we have aplenty.
Most bad public sculpture has less impact
than the Marian Grottoes, or the prover-
bial town-names sculpted in tulips, pansies
and begonias. The proliferation of hanging
baskets, half-barrels and urns of flowers
outside pubs and hotels, flowerbeds in boats
and tractor tyres around villages, towns
and roundabouts, gives ephemeral relief
from much of our sculpture that looks as
if it has been illegally dumped, or fallen off
the back of a quarryman’s truck. •
It is a giant
rusty rabbit
that any sheet-
metal worker
could have
designed far
more subtly
and much more
cheaply
“
Conor
Fallon’s
‘Pegasus’
Edward Delaney’s ‘Wolfe Tone’