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page-onesformostofaweek.Ifthere’sone
thingthatthepressdoesevenmoreself-impor-
tantlythanelections,it’scrime.Thishaslittle
todowiththewonderful,generousresources
giftedbyDenisO’BrienandRupertMurdochto
theinvestigationofwrong-doingandalottodo
withtheimpotenceofconvictedcriminalsto
usethedefamationlawstoprotectthemselves.
(Noreputationtoprotect,nocase,scumbag.)
Thehotelshootingsshoweddenitivelythat
crimejournalisminIrelandisRELEVANT–more
soeventhanthegardaí,whowereabsentwhile
thecrime-hacksand-snapperswereverymuch
onthescene.Andwhenitcametimetosegue
from“Hey,rememberus!We’renewspapers!
Wecovercrime!”to“Hey…elections!”,there
wasthelovelylittlelinkofSinnFéin’sposition
ontheSpecialCriminalCourt.
Itseemedremarkablydifculttogetanyone
torecallaprincipled,non-Republicanreasonto
opposeno-jurytrials.
So,evenshortofamajordenitiveresearch
project,wecanprettysafelysay,thatcompared
totimespast,(1)newspapersarelessrelevant
and(2)peoplearemoreinclinedtoseethrough
media bias. (Check out Dr Rory Hearne’s
researchwithwaterprotesterstoconrmthe
latterpoint.)However,thisisnotthesameas
saying(1)themediaareirrelevantand(2)media
biasdoesn’tmatter.
WhenRTÉ–whichunlikenewspapershasa
statutoryobligationtobefair,towhichitpays
oftenhilariouslip-service–allowedcrime-hack
PaulWilliamsontheLateLateShowtousethe
issueoftheSpecialCriminalCourttodenounce
SinnFéinanditsvoters,ontheverysameday
thatheandwelearnedofhisshrinkingcircula-
tionrelevance,itwasnotonlyadisgrace,itwas
mostprobablyconsequentialfortheelection
outcome.
Withthebestwillintheworld–andevena
half-decentwillisararity–SinnFéinandits
voters remain another country for the vast
majorityoftheestablishedprofessionalsinthe
Irishmedia.OnhislastNewsTalkbroadcast
beforetheelectionmoratorium,GeorgeHook
recalled covering Mary-Lou McDonald on a
canvasinCabra:hescrapedthephrase“work-
ing-claaaasspeeeople”overhistonsilsasifhe
weredescribingaparticularlydangeroussafari.
Whenthediverseregionalaccentsofthevari-
ousreturningofcersareasourceofnovelty
andexcitementonelection-countdays, you
knowthemediahavegotaproblemofuniform-
ity.JohnBowmanturneduponRTEradiobefore
the election with what academic Dr Conor
McCabedescribedaptlyas“themostIrishmid-
dle-class statement ever”. Bowmansaid:"I
caughttheelectionbugbackinschoolwhenI
wasonthenumber10busfromBallsbridgeto
BelvedereCollege,andthebuswouldpassby
asignoutsidetheofcesoftheIrish Times…”.
The problem is not Bowman personally, of
course, but the fact that his background
remainshighlyrepresentativeofthemedia.
That ignorance partly accounts for the
strange yet popular notion that the Labour
Partyhassomethingtodowithworking-class
voters,somethingthathasrarelybeenthecase
inDublinevenwhenthepartywasgoingwell.
(Infairnessitdidcollectafewmoreofthem
thanusualin2011.)Iespeciallyenjoyedthe
hugeposterwithanimageofJoanBurtonjust
offMountjoySquare,withtheslogan:“Iwill
standupforworkingpeople”.Ifshewasques-
tionedaboutthebizarreuseofthefuturetense
besideaphotooftheoutgoingdeputyprime
minister,Ididn’thearit.
Thatomissionwasprobablybecauseinter-
viewers were too busy beforeand after the
electionaskingher,andeveryotherLabourpol-
itician:“Towhatdoyouattributethepeople’s
ingratitudeforyourgreatachievements?”(The
answersgenerallyadmittedto“someshort-
comings communicating to votersaboutour
greatachievements,perhapsbecauseofour
extraordinarydedicationtoachievingthem”.)
Thistoughlineofquestioningalsofoundits
way,intheaftermathoftheelectioncarnage,
toafewoftheFineGaelwounded.Buttheper-
fect posture of injured innocence, a pose
Zoolanderhimselfmightenvy,wasthespecial
preserveofLabourpols,generallyuntroubled
bytheirmediainterlocutors.EventheGreens
themselves,generallytheparagonsofwounded
virtuesincetheirown2011wipe-out,andthe
consequentperfectlyreasonableexclusionof
Eamon Ryan from the RTÉ debate, could
scarcely have struck the pose better. (The
returnoftheGreensasthepartythatwealthy
southDublinerscanvoteforinordertofeel
betteraboutthemselveswasamongthemost
inspiringelectionnarratives:VotePlanetNo.1.)
The Labour casualties (“goodcomrades”,
DerekMcDowellcalledthem,toaudibletitter-
ing from the political class at the sudden
post-electionrhetoricofsolidarity)wereabet-
tedintheirsofttreatmentbyjournalists’awful
I suspect more people
saw a social-media
post full of mockery or
outrage at at the Irish
Independent’s latest
front-page denunciation
of Sinn Féin than
actually paid for a
physical copy