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matic retreat).
On the other hand the bureaucracy-busting
nation of shopkeepers of England detests the
wearing of masks. The best mask-avoiders are
English. According to YouGov data in July just
38% of Britons said they wear masks in public
places. You can’t imagine the Queen in a mask.
Dominic Cummings would sooner wear a beret.
By comparison, 88% of people in Spain and
83% in Italy said they did so. Meanwhile, 90%
of people in Singapore wear masks in public,
as do 82% in China. Many in the far East didn’t
even need a pandemic, or any other apparent
reason, to wear a mask.
In Britain masks are associated with war-
time anti-gas behemoths and emergency.
Here’s a congerie of children during World War
II.
Anything associated with the Second World
War has a special place in the jingoist hearts
of many English people and is not to be worn
lightly.
Masks are also associated with crime, vio
-
lence and terrorism. Isis are masters of mask
use. They made it more dicult for a drone to
pick out the perpetrators of unspeakable on-
line violence, in a crowd.
The IRA loved a balaclava. For a para
-
military they’re intimidatory as they be-
speak immunity. The term was applied
retrospectively to knitted headgear sent
from home and worn by many British
troops at the battle of that name in 1854
during the Crimean War.
The earliest known
masks come from the
Judaean Desert in Israel
about 9,000 years ago.
They are not the first
masks ; merely the earliest
ones we know of. Older masks
were almost certainly made
of perishable matter: leather,
feathers, pigments such as
ochre, or plant remains, and
used for camouflage, and beau
-
tification. Neanderthals may
have worn masks 60,000 years
ago.
Mask experts get very caught
up in the issue whether make-up constitute
maskery.
Masks of course are deceivers: per
-
formers in Ancient Greek theatre and in
traditional Japanese Noh drama wore
masks. In medieval Europe, masks were
used in mystery and miracle plays to
portray allegorical creatures, and the
performer representing God frequently
wore a gold or gilt mask.
Masks represent much more than
you’d think. Men are inexplicably hostile
to them. But only as protection from dis
-
ease, not when used as spiritual protec-
tion or for entertainment purposes. So men
are overall less inclined to don masks in public
than women. Real men don’t wear masks.
Trump/Pence loathe them and only wear
them because if they don’t there’s a chance
they die. There are indications that men are
more likely to feel negative emotions (such as
shame) and stigma for wearing masks.
Masks can be religious designators and sup
-
pressers of female sexuality.
And masks can conceal sexual exploitation,
role concealment and debauchery.
Dennis Hopper’s sinister mask in Blue Velvet
Britin
Noh drama
SinisterLothes it
Religious designtor nd
suppressor of sexulity
IRAISIS
gave him cover for sexual violence.
Stanley Kubrick’s Eyes Wide Shut shows
how Venetian masks conceal a multitude of in
-
famies or role play, and far from suppressing
sexuality, can be a licence for debauchery.
Leonard Cohen could aord to be coy about
masks:
If you want a lover
I’ll do anything you ask me to
And if you want another kind of love
I’ll wear a mask for you
If you want a partner, take my hand, or
If you want to strike me down in anger
Here I stand
I’m your man.
But ultimately masks serve sterility and
cleanliness by covering mucous organs. Fa
-
cism not Fascism. Wear yours.
David Langwallner is a London-based barris-
ter, and founder of Ireland’s Innocence Project.