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He has thrown his hard-earned reputation
out the car window because of a grubby and
greedy secret agreement
pretentious notions that deviate from the milieu
of having a few pints and praising the Beatles”.
He has said “I abhor political correctness”.
You can’t get past the car-park attendant in
Montrose unless you feel this in your cojones.
Nor are these views unusual for one of his
privileged and homogenous background and he
is said to carry them into his life o-air. In May
2011, the Broadcasting Authority of Ireland
upheld a complaint against Tubridy after he
called a paedophile a “monster” and “creature”,
read out his address and added: “From what I
gather these guys cannot be quote-unquote
cured. Only one way to deal with them, and
that’s physiological ... these guys should have
bits taken o”.
Tigger sounded for once a lot like Eeyore.
Tubridy has a particular lack of interest in
environmentalism and anti-consumerism. It
would be naive to think this isn’t fuelled in part
by the sponsorship of the Late Late Show by
Renault Ireland, the prevalence of ads on his
programmes by car companies and by his
€75,000 annual payment by Renault Ireland for
hosting three events, The razzmatazz giveways
on the Late Late Show smack of avaricious
abandon. But materialism and optimism won’t
do it for anyone in the age of Trump, Putin,
Climate Change and rent-oppressed radical
Youth.
Above all politically, and unlike the instinctual
Gaybo (though like Pat Kenny), Tubridy sees no
reason to challenge power and class structures,
the ones that have served him so well. He stays
out of trouble: some sort of political vanilla.
This, for me, constitutes a betrayal of his
privilege and, it is not too much of a stretch to
speculate, may account in part for the reason so
few people were fired up enough about him to
support him in his current travails.
There was an excruciating moment during the
tribute Late Late Show when Gay Byrne died
when an unusually consummate Tommy Tiernan
was asked to sum up the deceased broadcaster.
His comments climaxed with what appeared to
be a pointed reference to Byrne above all always
standing up to power. It was true, time after
time, as Byrne had stood up to the Church,
serried governments and his bosses in RTÉ. And
there is no recorded instance of Tubridy standing
up to power. What would be the point?
He gave the game away when attacking Paul
Murphy on the ‘Late Late Show’ in 2015 in what
broadsheet.ie described as “an unusually
hostile, poorly researched and unpleasant piece
of political chat showing.”.
Tubridy introduced the TD thus:“My next
guest is a man of numbers. He spent three years
as a member of the European Parliament, he’s
been a member of Dáil Éireann for just four
months but in his campaigning history, he’s
been arrested five times. Would you welcome
please, Paul Murphy, TD”.
It included exchanges like the following —
Tubridy: “Just looking at the things that you’re
anti. And I’m curious to know what you’re pro
because you’re anti water charges and anti
property tax and you’re anti bin charges and
you’re anti bailout and you’re anti college fees
and you’re anti austerity. So where’s the pro in
the Paul Murphy?”. Murphy: “I’m pro-
Socialism…”. And the following — Tubridy: “So
what are you doing [in Leinster House] then?”
Murphy:“Well, because I’m a Socialist activist.”
Tubridy:“Right”. Murphy:“Right. And I think we
can fight for fundamental change in society”.
Tubridy:“Right”.
Pay
Tubridy, who earned more than €723,000 a year
at RTÉ (plus outside income), in 2011, has long
been a totem for extravagance, with the
trajectory (downwards) somewhat pacifying a
populace too stressed to be indulgent of stars
overpaid by the public sector. Although he is
said to be personally generous, Tubridy was
criticised for his refusal to take his Depression
pay-cut in early 2009 even when colleagues
such as Pat Kenny and Marian Finucane had
lined up. He pleaded legal reasons (presumed
to refer to the agreement he has with his wife
from whom he is separated) but managed to
circumnavigate the issue and beat Gerry Ryan
(just) into avoiding national ignominy — though
not a Facebook hate campaign and a donation
to charity — by shedding 10% of his salary
His immediate problem
On 22 June 2023, it was revealed that, between
2017 and 2022, he been paid a total of €345,000
more than was previously publicly declared by
RTÉ, including by its bosses to the Public
Accounts Committee. Tubridy, disgracefully,
said he was “disappointed”. Tellingly it was also
revealed that he receives a great deal of money
from car companies for hosting their beanos, a
compromise that chimes with some of his
broadcasting deficits.
Tubridy has had remarkably few setbacks over
his long career in RTÉ, but sometimes a small
setback, just like an illness, can insulate you
from a bigger or overwhelming catastrophe
coming down the line. Tubridy has thrown his
hard-husbanded reputation out the car window
because of a single failure, a grubby and greedy
secret agreement. When it turned out the
trajectory of his payments was not what it
seemed, Tubridy became a totem for
untrustworthiness, terminal in a public service
broadcaster.
In 2019 I wrote: “Perhaps his unthreatening self-
deprecation has saved him from being a target.
It was easier to hate Pat Kenny for his
humourlessness or Gay Byrne for his smugness”.
That has proved no longer true.
The problem for RTÉ is funding. It won’t get it
until there is more public trust. RTÉ sold land at
its Donnybrook base for €105m in order to pay
for voluntary redundancy scheme and also
upgrade facilities at the station. It was hoping
to further reduce stang levels by ‘200 or 300’,
according to its pre-Covid 2019 annual report.
Some sceptics have diculties spotting where
there the costs axe has fallen.
A solution
Making the organisation ecient including
cutting salaries for the overpaid ‘talent’ and
accountable by firing the board and all behind
dodgy ‘barter arrangements’ is necessary but
not sucient. Its board should resign. In 2021
the BBC published an impartiality plan which
included: “thematic reviews” covering output in
key areas of public debate to ensure a breadth
of voices and viewpoints are reflected, with the
first to cover UK public spending and taxation.
We need something similar for RTÉ for there are
some indications that some of its journalists are
not quite serving the public interest in public
service journalism.
This magazine supports public service
broadcasting, but not overpayments to banal
ideas-free mediocrities.
The best gesture from RTÉ would be to accept
that Ryan Tubridy is a mistake and dispatch him
with his bounciness, his emotional intelligence,
his Toy Show and his avoidance of controversy,
including about those with power, to history, or
Newstalk.
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Pointing into eternity