Hogan’s magic touch So water charges will not become fully operational until 2016, at the earliest. Coincidentally, a general election will be held before that date. Big Phil Hogan who has gone politically AWOL after presiding over the household charge and septic-tank fiascos, is now applying his monkey-repairing-a-television-set nous to domestic water metering. Bord Gáis has been awarded the contract for running the system. Expect to hear very little until the last minute, and certainly no justifications for any new unpopular taxes from this, the State’s least ideological Minister ever. Going Nowhere Reflecting the general stasis, it is remarkable how small the fluctuations in the numbers of unemployed are. Even anecdotally there is little talk of hordes heading to Nirvanas in the New World. A beleaguered domestic population has resigned itself to pestilence and reality TV. Numbers on the register have fallen only marginally, from 440,300 in January to the current level of 434,400. In 2012 the unemployment rate has ranged in the very narrow band between 14.7% and 14.8%. Letterkenny coming to the Home Counties With the Cabinet reshuffled to incorporate even more Oxbridge Tories, and Northern Ireland secretary Owen Paterson installed as Minister for the Environment, it is interesting that Britain’s Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne has signalled plans for a major deregulation of planning laws, raising the prospect of allowing more development of England’s 6,000 sq miles of green-belt land. He wants to see more “imaginative” thinking by planning authorities and, in thinking redolent of swan- and snail-hating Bertie Ahern, will ‘fast-track’ whatever it takes by October. Ireland doesn’t really bother with green belts, so no lessons there for us, anyway. Osborne also refused to rule out the option of building a third runway at Heathrow, saying “all options” were being considered. This has annoyed Zac Goldsmith, the toffee Tories environmental conscience and Boris Johnson, not to say the Lib Dems (remember them), who note the expansion was foresworn in the coalition’s manifesto. Clegg should dial up the blower to John Gormley for a pep talk. Socialists panic over Indo onslaught The implosion of the Socialist Party over Clare Daly’s support for Mick Wallace can only be rated as a victory for those behind the Irish Independent’s vitriolic campaign against the financially troubled property developer turned TD. At the height of the controversy earlier this summer surrounding Wallace’s outstanding debts to the Revenue the Indo bizarrely ran the Wexford TD’s problems across its front page every day for two consecutive weeks. As many of the remaining Socialist Party and ULA deputies ran for cover the heat came on Daly for standing by, and in the Dáil continuing to sit with, the embattled Wallace, who apologised for his unquestionably unacceptable dealings with the Revenue Commissioners and offered to pay them half his salary. For some in the Socialist Party turning on Daly provided a long awaited opportunity to cut the Dublin North representative down to size particularly in light of her strong media and Dáil performances since elected as their second TD. Those who relented in the face of the campaign by the Independent News and Media titles against Wallace did not seem to notice the irony of a media group attacking a politician over his revenue problems when its tax exiled owners have been evading their responsibilities on multiples of the amounts owed by the Wexford TD for decades. Click Villager has replaced his plastic-framed Athena poster of Brad and Angela, ‘Brangelina’, with one of Clare and Mick. Click? Lie or just bluff? Day one: Mitt Romney, man of action, will “declare China a currency manipulator, allowing me to put tariffs on products where they are stealing American jobs unfairly” . Futurology does not record what the reaction of China will be, nor on what day. But Villager notes that China is the biggest foreign buyer of US debt securities. If it decides not to participate in the next Treasury auction, desperate recourse to the financial markets will be required, sending interest rates soaring and, most importantly, polls dipping. GM What? No-one in Ireland cares about Genetically-Modified food and how they may spawn irrepressible super-species. Teagasc (whatever that is) was recently granted permission by the Environmental Protection Agency to grow GM spuds and they’ve apparently now been planted at Oak Park. Minister Phil Hogan can instruct Teagasc in writing to do, or undo, anything he wants, so ultimately the decision falls on his desk. Meanwhile, twelve applications were made in the High Court recently for NPE (Not Prohibitively Expensive) Orders by EU citizens, invoking the only-recently-ratified EU Aarhus Convention. The NPE Orders sought protection from risk of exorbitant expenses in this, the most expensive legal system in the EU. But the potatoes are growing away, oblivious. Savage but Prone Village has in the past noted the correlation between meaningful surnames and personality or profession. So for example, in a move that may presage development of a new Heathrow runway, Minister Justine Greening has been moved out of Britain’s transport portfolio. Meanwhile, Nick Buckles of security giant G4S admitted, under severe time pressure, that the firm couldn’t meet its obligations to provide security staff to the London Olympics. Villager has always been disproportionately fearful of the Communications Clinic, led as it is by Terry Prone and the Savage family – if only because of the potential for Nice/Nasty role-playing on their PR victims. What’s the Rory story? Villager is surprised how little fuss is being made of Rory Coveney’s appointment as special adviser to Noel Curran, DG of ‘independent’ broadcaster, RTÉ. Coveney is brother to Greencore MD, Patrick, and Minister for Agriculture, Simon. Scorched earth The recent An Bord Pleanála approval for demolition of nos. 32 and 33 Henry Street was the worst decision in Dublin City in years’ according to Kevin Duff of An Taisce. It runs counter to recent decisions on Frawley’s in the Liberties, the Ardee House pub on Newmarket and a number of buildings